Mo*Bee's Blog #3: Training My Dragon
As usual I got distracted from my
original topic on how I got Mo*Bee's Class Finder up and running. But
there's nothing like a good old eight hour driving class to redirect
your attention.
Although I must say one last thing. In fairness to
the driving class, I'm not really sure that I would want to take an
eight hour class in something that I really like. I might be wrong,
will just have to wait and see.
Moving on...once I thought, I really am
going to do this. (Build a web site that makes finding a class super
easy.) It needs to be done. Somebody out there should've already done
it.
One of my first thoughts was, you're
dyslexic. Why in the world would you choose to do anything that
had to do with a computer? Oh and not just typing on a computer.
You're going to have to work with people who are programming
computers.
My answer to myself was... this is really no different
than anything else you've ever done. Before you worked at the places
you worked, you didn't know how to do any of those things either.
That has never stopped you before. It's never stopped you from going
into lines of work that you had no business going in to. It's not at
all that I should not have gone into the types of work I chose
because I was dyslexic. I should not have gone into the types of work
I did, simply because some were overtly dangerous.
Some of the
smartest most creative people that have ever lived were dyslexic.
There have been great scientists, inventors, and Nobel Prize winners
who were dyslexic. Albert Einstein and Thomas Edison were both
dyslexic. We have had great actors and entertainers like Tom Cruise,
Whoopi Goldberg, Orlando Bloom, Jay Leno, and Vince Vaughn who are
dyslexic just to name a few.
I myself have sold
problem-solving ideas to a world-renowned automaker. So to anyone
reading this who thinks that I'm down on myself or anyone who is
dyslexic. I assure you I'm not. If anything, I mention it to teach
people. I'm so confused
when I see large companies be so good at paying attention
to ways they can improve their company and make it grow. At the same time, having large groups of employees who they
treat as squares, desperately trying to shove them all into round
holes. Big companies could make so much more money if they would just take a minute and put people in the jobs that they can excel at.
Just like
everyone else in the world, we all have things that make us slower
than each other, or faster than each other, smarter on some subjects,
dumber on others. Each of us has our strengths and weaknesses. My
dyslexia is one of my greatest weaknesses. It is also one of my
greatest strengths. It keeps my mind open and shows me ways to do
things that I perhaps could not have figured out without it.
Thank goodness
we are all different. What a terribly boring world it would be if we
were all the same. How sad it would be. There would be no Albert
Einstein's, no Michael Jordan's, no Oprah Winfrey's, no Steve Jobs.
Our differences are what make us wonderful. The things that make us
alike are boring and mundane.
To me being
dyslexic just means that I have to learn how to do some things
differently than other people learn to do them. So to help me do that
I contacted the North Carolina Assistive Technology Program. I was
set up with a lady named Mary Kay, who thought that the best thing
available to help me in my endeavor was the Dragon speech recognition
program. I agreed and ordered it right away.
When it arrived I
quickly called Mary Kay and set up an appointment for her to come
over and set up my system and teach me how to use it. Usually I feel
a little sorry for people working with me for the first time. But in
her line of work, I'm sure I was nothing new. At least she made me
feel that way. We had a good time getting my Dragon set up and
running.
I love the fact
that the company, Nuance, named this thing Dragon. I love telling
people I'm trying to train my Dragon how to type. By the way, you
really do have to train your Dragon. Unfortunately, my Dragon doesn't
know the rules of grammar. I was hoping she would just know when a
sentence is supposed to end. Then she would put a period there and
together we would carry on. This is not how it works. While she will
type for you. She is a faithful servant who does only what she's
told to do. I'm not positive, but I think my Dragon came from another
country. If not from another country, she's at least from up north.
While she seems to find my slow southern drawl charming, she
sometimes misinterprets what I'm trying to tell her. Because she
cannot correct my grammar, once my Dragon and I have hammered out a
blog post, I now must turn this over to someone who actually has
grammar skills, and they must fix it for me. (Don't be hard on them. They only fix spelling and add a little punctuation. I prefer to write this blog in my own vernacular.) Sometimes reading back
over what my Dragon has typed for me has me rolling with laughter.
Sometimes I wish I could post what she typed. Sometimes I hope no one
accidentally sees what she typed. All in all, I love my Dragon. While
she does have her faults. She doesn't pee or poop anywhere she's not
supposed to, so far she's never chewed anything up and she doesn't
eat anything. I wish all the other animals in my house minded half as
good as she does.
Miley |
Sadie and Parker |
Speaking of all those animals that live at my house. What do you say we all take a break and go pet our pets?
K.Lee |
** My dogs - a sampling of rescues from NC animal shelters.
If for some crazy reason you don't own your very own pack of dogs, let me show you a few of my favorite places to shop.
Foothills Humane Society
Petfinder
Brother Wolf
Your Local Animal Shelter
Until next time.
Dee
a.k.a. Mo*Bee
Find the training you need on Mo*Bee's Class Finder.com!
If for some crazy reason you don't own your very own pack of dogs, let me show you a few of my favorite places to shop.
Foothills Humane Society
Petfinder
Brother Wolf
Your Local Animal Shelter
Until next time.
Dee
a.k.a. Mo*Bee
Find the training you need on Mo*Bee's Class Finder.com!
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